'Ah! Why am I raving, panting, gasping?' A vomitile rip-off of Euripides' 'Orestes'. Witness clashing tongues, testosterone and Gillette.com as Electra, Helen of Troy and Joan Collins battle destiny using the almighty power of the Nike tick.

Attention Fringe-goers, you're invited to join the movement and change your lives forever! Explosive new play from the writer and creative team behind 2009 award-winning hit 'Heroin(e) for Breakfast'. 'The UK's hottest young theatre company' (BBC.co.uk).

A contemporary tragicomedy, which explores the miraculous powers of sex, alcohol and comedy; as four best friends embark on a sordid pilgrimage to Lourdes in order to laugh and heal. ***** (Broadwaybaby.com, on Article 19's 'Art' 2009).

Post-apocalyptic sketch comedy as four men from today sketch the world of tomorrow, the remaining 273 humans alive and the last punchlines they'll share. 'Fizzing with energy and a manic inventiveness' ****(ThreeWeeks). 'Brilliant' ****(List).

'Shh! Robbie's dreaming!' When he wakes can he silence the explosion still ringing in his ears? Puppetry, visual theatre and vivid electronic music bring this uplifting story to life. Hal Chambers ('Jackajack' ***** ThreeWeeks), directs an all-male cast.

It's a film noir parody in the signature style of previous hits 'Cyranose' and 'Sherlock Holmes and the Saline Solution': song, silliness and sex... ual innuendo! ***** (Edinburgh Evening News, ThreeWeeks, Fest, FringeReview.co.uk, Hairline.co.uk). **** (Scotsman).

Arson, abortion and dead frogs... 'Oustanding' ***** (Metro). 'Essential viewing' (FringeReview.com). A darkly comic new drama by one of the UK's most exciting new writing talents.

Does the end justify the means? Depends on the means, I guess... and the end. From exciting young playwright Emily Moir comes a new play about sex, murder and just how far people will go to make friends.

Are you a failure? We think so. But we like you. You have potential. So get your ass to our self-help seminar, where we'll supply motivation, perspiration and shoulder pads. The critically acclaimed Oxford Revue return with more surreal, subversive sketch comedy.

Keith's failing - as actor, lover, and liver. Middle-aged and middle-talented, he's finally cast in his dream play. In his nightmare role. 'Very funny' (Germaine Greer). 'Ones to watch' (Jonny Sweet). Footlights Harry Porter Prize ***** (Varsity). www.strutsandfretsedinburgh.co.uk